Happiness is a new book in the mail

Latest Catholic Company book arrived – Amy Welborn’s Prove It!: God.

I have this bad habit of getting people books as gifts, but acquiring them early enough that I have time to read the book myself.  Been doing it all my life.  In this case, though, I’m required to do so, since I have to write a review before I ship my copy (or one just like it) out west to my neice*.

Here’s what happened:

1) My niece asked me to be her confirmation sponsor.

2) Her parish has this really great interview form for a mandatory conversation between student & sponsor.  I’ll post the questions soon.  We had a great conversation.  (Hint: I am pretty much rolling in awesome young kinspeople.)

3) She explains that many of her friends don’t believe in God.  It frustrates her because she can’t explain to them why she believes.

4) I think about the Amy Welborn books that I’ve seen at my local catholic bookstore, but the quickest thing is to send her to Catholic Answers.

5) I get invited to a friend’s house for supper.  My friend has to take a phone call.  I pick through her library, and find Prove It: God.  I read a few pages.  I kick myself for not choosing this as my Catholic Company review book when I first saw it on the list.

6) My Eric Sammons book review gets approved, and the Amy book is still up for grabs.  Meanwhile, there is another guaranteed-win book on the CC list, that my other niece needs.  Serious conflict now — which book to choose?  But hey, I look over to Tiber River, and the other must-read book is there.  (I’ll post that title once it shows up at the house.  ‘Tis in transit as I type.)

7) So I pick the Amy book for my next CC review.  Shows up today.  Yay!

Safe money says it will be read by end of day Saturday at the latest.  What with the lousy luck on library books, I have a surplus of reading time.

 

*No surprises were ruined in the making of this blog post.  I am very predictable in my gift choices.  Less predictable in my ability to use a post office. That’s the real surprise: not what, but when?

Cholera in Port-au-Prince

Not cheerful reading:  http://goatpath.wordpress.com/2010/11/22/cholera-reaches-port-au-prince-as-victims-are-left-in-mass-graves/

Thanks to the Livesay’s for the link.

UPDATED to add:

Sanitation and the cholera panic from the Mangine’s.  Additional perspective, not graphic.

Here and here are photos of the RHFH Rescue Center’s Cholera House in action.

And if you are a Catholic Relief Services supporter, here’s their report on what they are doing to help curb the spread of the epidemic.

 

Pavlov’s Rosary

Every time I sit down to pray, my dog brings me an object for fetch.   She was not very appreciative last night when I tried to explain that it was cold and dark now, and that I refuse to throw a frisbee in my bedroom.

(What does this say about my prayer life?  A.  I am still.  B.  I have at least one hand free.)

So today I made a point of tackling the ol’ rosary earlier in the day, when I could still pray outdoors.

–> Yes, that is where I stand on the piety-meter.  The Lord has sent me a german-shepherd-mix to help prevent excessive procrastination.  Very gentle about it.  All cute eyes and respectfully dropping the flying object closer and closer.   How could I not want to pray with a partner like that?

Or perhaps the Lord has sent me a rosary to make me get out and play with my dog more.

UPDATE: Edited to add a photo.  But I promise I am not turning into a pet-blogger.  No really.  Just seriously goofing off.

Review – Tony Wolf Advent Calendar – Very Nice

I got one of these “Tony Wolf Advent Calendars” from my local catholic bookstore (not on the website – call and ask if they still have them in stock),  though I see you can find them at any number of major retailers.

What it is: A sturdy tri-fold 24-day reusable Advent calendar.  Opens up kind of like a science fair display, so you can set it on your mantle or sideboard or wherever.  I don’t see a place to hang it on a wall, but it does seal closed with velcro, so you can just put it away after supper and pull it out off the bookshelve the next night (closed dimensions are 14″x13″).

The outside front cover images are of the nativity, and the inside covers are cheerful winter scenes.  For each day of the countdown (December 1-24), there is a tiny board book.  It either contains a bible story, a prayer, or a christmas carol.  Each 1 inch book is designed to be hung on your tree after you read it.  Note this is an authentically catholic Advent calendar, and includes 2 Marian prayers in the set.  (So I’m not sure how that’s going to fly with the spouse.  Maybe we’ll eat out that night.)  The other 22 days are completely protestant-friendly.

The books hit many of the highlights of salvation history, from the creation of the world through the nativity.  Includes David & Goliath, Noah, Jacob & Esau, Moses, all that good stuff.  The carols are “Away in a Manger”, “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” and “We Three Kings”.

Why I like it: First of all, my kids are gonna love it.  The whole thing of 24 miniature books to play school with, all that.   And no candy to fight over.  Then I like the reusable thing, and it folds down compactly, so not much to store from year to year.   (Yes it costs more up front than a cheapo calendar.  But long-term I think you end out ahead.)  As a catechist/christian mom, I like that my kids are getting a refresher of the outline of scripture.  Good stuff.

But the big benefit is An End to the Advent Tree Debate.

First let’s clarify:  There is no way I could ever be organized enough to have a Jesse Tree.  And meanwhile my beloved SuperHusband is desperate, just desperate, to pull the pretend Christmas Tree out the attic as soon as Thanksgiving rolls around.  So now we have a solution.  The tree can come down, and starting December 1 we can add one truly Advent-y decoration to the tree per day.  And then put the Christmas decorations on Christmas Eve.

See?  Marital problems solved by the wonders of modern merchandise.

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[Technical Notes: Yes, it is printed in China.  The irony does not escape me.  Also has an imprimatur and a nihil obstat (from NY, not China).  Note on the back says “not recommended for use by children under 3 years of age”, with which I would agree, given that at least two of my toddlers liked to eat board books.   The text is more for older children, and the board-book quality is really there so that the things last from year to year.  I strongly recommend hanging these up high on the tree, and making holiday-card ornaments for the lower half of your Advent-tree.]

The Pope as Pastor

A non-catholic internet friend is taking the pope to task for his condom-comments.  (See a good analysis of what was actually said here, or check out almost any one of the catholic blog links in the side bar.)  Her concern: People might get confused.  And then use it launch into 1,001 ‘what if’ scenarios.

Well, she’s sorta right, of course.  But I like that we’ve got such a pastoral pope.  A man who is looking at the whole person, and recognizing even the tiniest glimmer of divine spark, no matter how immersed in a wider morass.

Years ago I was teaching a parenting class series for a local crisis pregnancy center, and the question of smoking and breastfeeding came up.   FYI at the time, the medical consensus was that if you were smoking 20 cigarrettes or less a day, and going outside to smoke — not smoking while you breastfeed — the benefits of breastfeeding outweighed the risk to the baby of having a mother who smoked.   I don’t know whether that opinion has changed over time, but that is what it was at the time, and that is what I told the class.

So immediately, one of the moms says, “But, shouldn’t you quit smoking?  Isn’t it still bad for your baby?”

And my answer was, “Of course you should.”  And I made that clear: If you possibly can, quit smoking.

But what I couldn’t say in so many words, was this: Some of your classmates have come to me privately to discuss how they are working so hard to stay off crack. Out of love for their babies, your classmates are doing their best to dig their way out of a physical, emotional, and social hole so deep and so treacherous, you and I  have nothing, nothing, we have ever experienced that compares to that nightmare.  So maybe she’s not quite in a place where she can just completely quit smoking cigarettes yet?

–> What I see in the holy father’s newly-famous comment is this:  There’s the prodigal son, and he’s starting to look around at the pods the pigs are eating, and wonder if there isn’t a better way.

Is he back in his father’s arms yet?  No.  But his father is standing on that hill looking out already, cheering on every tiny little thing that is one baby step on the path to reconciliation.

The holy father is not speaking about some hypothetical archetype of man.  He’s got the internet in an uproar because he’s peering in at the details of a real life, of a real person living today in our world.  Salvation works itself out in ordinary life.  For a man mired in male prostitution, this might be what that first awakening looks like.

And you know, God is looking at me that same way, I hope.  He wishes my prayer life were here ______, but really it’s only here ____.  He wishes I could move past sins _____, because there are still sins ______ that I don’t even see yet, because I’m still so early on the road.   But am I getting closer? Am I moving in the right direction?  Then that’s something.

We have a patient pope.  He holds out hope even for sinners like me.  I’m good with that.

 

 

Writing versus Praying

Am I the only one who has a hard time writing and praying at the same time?  Not at the very same moment.  But in the same day, or the same week.    Seems like my brain does not want to do both.   Prayer life tanks when I decide to be serious about getting some writing done.

Not good.

Willing to take suggestions, or just a stern kick in the pants, if there’s anyone here who has successfully dealt with this.  With the obvious caveat that you are probably a smart, pulled-together person, and I am, well, you know.  As described below.

Mission Accomplished

Succeeded in re-crowding my life, without actually becoming a walking person.  Slightly inaccurate: I am in fact doing 100% normal, un-aided walking for the amount that I actually walk. Which is very little.  But using my special powers of over-commitment, I have managed to re-fill my recently emptied life, with all new low-to-no-walking activities.  Ha.   Told you I would.

–> So I suppose it’s no surprise that my desk is covered in chaos again. Gotta tackle that one first thing tomorrow morning (yes, when I am also scheduled to instruct my children, per that whole ‘homeschooling’ thing), because the miraculously-endowed organizational system is still functioning, but it will suffocate if I don’t rescue it soon.

So that’s the update.

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Another really funny story below, but only for people who know the routine with bizarre ailments.  The rest of you go read something normal.

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Ha, so get this: Weakness in the right leg has resumed, and I’m guessing it’s doing so with relative vigor.  But I *have no idea how bad it is*, because of course the injured foot means I barely use the leg anyway.   So that’s going to make an interesting discussion with a medical professional.

(Normal people I told you not to look.  Bad normal people. No biscuit.)

Brought home a couple lousy books . . .

. . . wanted to let you know about it, because it does happen.  One was a medieval history by a reputable historian incapable of documenting his bizarre conjecture and innuendo.   Very weird.  The other was a local history booklet that was 98% Town Yearbook 1945, with all the editorial biases of the genre.  I was okay with it, actually, but I have a school-spirit deficiency, so it wasn’t a good match.

All that complaining to prove this: There are actually books I do not like.

I was beginning to feel a tad self-conscious, because I keep finding books that I do like.  As if I were a yearbook editor, just cheerin’ on everything that passes my desk.  Kind of refreshing to read 1.15 horrible books in the row.

So there you go.  I don’t need my books to be perfect.  I’ll give a ‘recommend’ rating to a book that has weaknesses, as long as it does what it sets out to do.  Assumes of course it sets out to do something worthwhile.  I guess maybe my standard is this: When I’m done with the book, am I glad I spent my time on it?

(And my secret review program technique for avoiding the obligation to write bad reviews — which I hate to do — is to try to pick books I already know are going to be good.  Sometimes they turn out better than expected, sometimes not quite as good as hoped.  But I do try to rig the system that way.  Not such an altruist that I’ll intentionally obligate myself to read a dubious book.  Which makes me super super glad that horrid to-remain-nameless medieval history was not on a review program choice list.  That would been very many pages of pain.  And I would have totally fallen for it.)

Beatrix Potter Read Aloud Problem Solved

As I mentioned earlier, I’d been stumbling through Potter’s Complete Works because I just couldn’t get the rhythm of it.  Solved that problem today: Warmed up with a minute or so of a dreadful fake British accent.  Put the brain in just the right place.   Was then able to finish the Tale of Mr. Tod (using my normal voice, like a sane person), and it actually sounded good.  Great fun.

[Curiously: Reading Anne of Green Gables works beautifully if you accidentally give Matthew Cuthbert a southern accent.  Go figure.]

When Class Runs Behind Schedule, & Making Fair Tests

This post is an answer to Dorian Speed’s question here, since as usual I have more to say than reasonably belongs in the combox.

The topic is: When you are waaay behind schedule teaching class, how do you handle year-end?  And then, what is a fair testing method, that reflects realistic expectations? My answers:

Re: Behind Schedule

At the beginning of the year, I asked my DRE what she preferred. Our class always gets behind schedule, so I knew this was coming.  So I asked her if she preferred we move quickly, per the syllabus, but with less depth, or allow ourselves to get way behind, but cover the topic more thoroughly.  She voted “I’d rather they learn a few things well than many things hardly at all”, so that’s what we do.

–> I do try to keep the class moving forward, but there is no year-end race to quick cover twenty topics in twenty minutes.

In my opinion, the slow-is-okay method can work, for several reasons:

First of all, our curriculum tends to be front-loaded.   Hits all the essentials in the first few chapters.  So if the students only make it part way through the book, they’ve still covered a lot of high-priority stuff.

The second reason go-slow works, is that as I teach I’m naturally making lots of connections.  Dorian, I’m going to bet your bible study class is doing the same thing.  It’s impossible to teach a chapter in the bible without naturally referring to ten other scripture passages, three doctrines, a sacrament or four,  and maybe a few good pious customs and a personal story about the love of God thrown in for good measure.  The reason class goes slowly is because you are covering more than what is one the page. So you aren’t actually teaching less than planned.  Just different than planned.

–> There are times when this is a disaster.  Any kind of technical class, such as “how do I receive communion” for the first communion class, needs to cover the core of the topic, all the way through.  So it’s important to know whether the class topic and the class goal are the same thing.  The topic might be “the bible”, but if the goal is, “teenagers engaging in the scriptures and developing confidence in their ability to study the bible”, your class has a lot more flexibility than if the goal is, “memorize the key theme of each book of the bible”.

And then the kids ask questions. At the start of class, our opening prayer always includes “help each student learn what they need to know”.  Now if I’m on the Trinity and you ask me about the reason we use paper money, I’m going tell you that we will discuss that during the car line after class.  But if you have a question about ‘what is a mortal sin’ or ‘do I really have to go to mass on Sunday’, I’m probably going to answer you then and there, not wait until we get to that chapter ten weeks from now.  Kids come into the new year with a whole summer of questions about God and the faith stacked up, so the first few weeks will rabbit trail.

If I’m teaching my students what they need to know — evidenced by the fact that they a) don’t know b) want to know and c) it’s essential to the faith– then I’m doing my job. I’m not behind.  I’m at the right place and the right time.

And then the final reason we tend to run behind is that we get interruptions in the program such as “Father will hear confessions for all 5th graders during class next week”.  So we stop and review the sacrament of confession ASAP, rather than waiting until it shows up in the curriculum next spring.  So again, not behind so much as skipping around.

(Dorian, this last one may not apply to you.  But I’m sure my parish isn’t the only one that inserts special events into the  schedule.  And then there’s my saint’s party.  Guilty as charged.)

Re: What Makes a Fair Test?

I’m still working on this, but here’s what I do:

I write a study guide for each chapter. It’s a fill-in-the-blank outline of the material from the book that I want the students to learn.  (And sometimes, one or two additional notes if they are relevant.)  As we study the chapter, the kids fill in their answers.  This both helps them to learn the material, and it keeps me accountable to make sure that I taught them everything I meant to cover.

The week before the test, I send home study guides with answers filled in. I did this for the first time for all students this year, though I’ve made completed guides in the past to give to kids who missed class.   So I send them home with exactly what they need to study.  All answers to the test are on the page and in their hands seven days in advance.  And I tell them to study.

The week before the test, we do a quick review session. In particular, this year I went over questions that tripped up students in the past.  I also take open Q&A on anything that students might not understand.

When I build the test, I customize it to the class. I pull up the previous year’s tests, and nix any questions that maybe we didn’t get to this year, or that were a flop last year.   And I try to match the difficulty of the question to how well I want students to know the material.  For example, this year I made my saint  questions a matching exercise — I’m happy if you can just figure out who’s who by me jogging your memory plus a little process of elimination.  In contrast, my nasty tricky trinity question that weeds out the heretics? I keep it mean.   If you can’t keep straight St. Ambrose and St. Augustine, not the end of the world.  If you can’t keep straight the Trinity, we have a problem.

I also use my tests to teach. I design them to reinforce more ideas than what they test, and to toss out ideas that are going to come up in later years or later chapters.  For example, given the choice between three different saint facts I could use to describe St. Augustine, I pick the one that reinforces something else we’ve been studying.  On a multiple-choice question, the “wrong” answers are never random.  They are either common errors related to the topic, or correct answers to questions they will see another day.

–> The test is going to cost me a whole class period, when you count the review session, the test, and then going over the answers.   By tweaking my test design, I’m not losing that hour, because the test itself is building up and reinforcing their education.

I also have a productive handout for the kids to work on when they finish the test. So they aren’t sitting there coloring while they wait for the other students to finish.   The one I used last week was a look-up-bible-verses worksheet.  (Not my own — a really fun one.)  Something like that helps equalize the class, because everyone can do as much or as little as they have the time to manage.  My super-fast kids aren’t bored and they are learning new material, and my need-more-time kids aren’t keeping the rest of the class waiting.

After-the-test worksheets, by the way, are great for teaching skills that don’t lend themselves to testing.  It’s a handy way to manage class time, because you’re using an otherwise unusable time slot to cover material that would have sucked up lecture minutes if you did the work during a regular class.  So it helps with the time crisis.

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Anyway, that’s what I do.  Or try to.  I pull from the resources in the back of my teacher’s manual as much as I can, but I do ending up putting a fair bit of work into making my own tests and study guides.  I’m fortunate that I’ve been teaching the same grade and same book for three years now, so I can recycle my work from year to year.

–> I know other catechists in my program don’t do this, and I wouldn’t expect them to. This is where my strength is.   Other teachers have completely different teaching styles, and I think that over the cycle of the religious ed program, the students benefit from that.